The Library: Revised and Condensed

The Library: Revised and Condensed
by Rodney Ohebsion

A collection of short parody pieces. Topics include the Bible, the Qur’an, On the Origin of Species, the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution, The Feminine Mystique, and Crime and Punishment.

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The Office Loser (Part I)

The Office Loser (Part I)
by Curtis Dean

Warning! Strong Language! The title says it all. I’m a loser. Everything about my life is testament to this; my dead-end job, my cheating girlfriend, my non-existent social life. I’m f—ing sick of it! Finally, after 27 years, I’ve decided to try and make my life better. But not before I’ve completely destroyed it first… This is my story.

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Rainbow Gliding Hawk and the Last Stand of the Patriarch

Rainbow Gliding Hawk and the Last Stand of the Patriarch
by Doug Lambeth

Allison Hassenpfeffer-Thayer is a dreamer, a wide-eyed rainbow chaser whose fertile mind forever spews forth wildly impractical new ideas. Her husband Larry is the opposite-an ultra-anal, organize-your-sock-drawer kind of guy. But they’re young and in love, and when Allison cons Larry into moving to a little northwest mountain town to raise emus, he can’t say no. But rural paradise sours when Allison becomes a true believer in radical environmentalism and ends up tree-sitting with the ultimate enviro-stud, a swashbuckling alpha-male who calls himself Michael Wolfcaller. RAINBOW GLIDING HAWK AND THE LAST STAND OF THE PATRIARCH is a timely story about saving the world and losing your marriage. It’s a contemporary trip with well-meaning folks who inadvertently screw up their lives and learn that true love-and just causes-don’t always mix.

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Sticks: A Golfer’s Tale

Sticks: A Golfer’s Tale
by Walt Sautter

I wrote Sticks hoping that the reader could recognize some of his own foolish fantasies, that is, the two hundred and fifty dollar driver that you just knew would take ten strokes off your game or the miracle swing trainer that you saw on TV which would be your ticket to the perfect round. If nothing else, I hope that Sticks puts an occasional grin on your face and causes a now and then nod of self-recognition as you read. – Walt Sautter

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Runaways

Runaways
by Doug Lambeth

Jimmy Biffman’s life has just cratered. His wife dumps him for Dr. Dwayne the periodontist, he’s downsized out of a job, and he’s living in a trailer in his best friend Erica’s backyard. So, when Erica hatches a wild scheme to recapture Jimmy’s lost youth, he’s powerless to resist. RUNAWAYS is the journey of two 40 somethings looking for a life they’re convinced has passed them by. With a naive belief in what’s possible and a foolish misunderstanding of the risks they end up completely out of their element and in way over their heads. The unsavory predators who suck them into their world know exactly what they’re doing unlike Erica and Jimmy, who, like two giddy high schoolers cutting class, have no idea what they’re in for. Their new lives won’t turn out remotely as they’ve planned…

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The Divine Comedy MMIX

The Divine Comedy MMIX
by Walt Sautter

Irreligious Humor in Five Acts

It’s a beautiful day in heaven, blue skies, occasional white puffy clouds, a light breeze and of course, perfect temperature. It’s an everyday in heaven! GABRIELE enters with wings and wearing a white robe. GOD old man in a white robe, with flowing white beard. God is in His splendor, seated on his throne.

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